Breakfast at McDonald's...

...in an atmosphere that might be associated with "the other side of the tracks" but just a few blocks from trendy DuPont Circle. Happy Meals feature "My Little Pony" and "Mistika Bionacle" miniatures as gender-suggestive treasures. Promptly at 11, a young worker with muscular arms emblazened with fresh tattoos reaches up to flip the menu boards, replacing the breakfast items with lunchtime highlights. The Eagles croon overhead, hinting at the sins of Hotel California, appropriate for this audience of former Vietnam era vets in weathered trench coats and unkempt beards.