Weight Lifted This Month: 1 Elephant

According to my YMCA FitLinxx account, which tracks my workouts in and outside the gym, I've...

• done 528 minutes (almost 9 hrs) of cardio activity
• burned "1,472 calories = 18 apples"; and
• lifted "8,935 pounds = 1 elephant"

...so far this month. What an amusing way to think of exercise!